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Patience Discount

Black Friday and Cyber Monday are long gone. But fear not, my savvy shopper friend, I have a little trick up my sleeve that could score you a sweet deal before Christmas rolls around.

This article was floating around the web this week and although it seems like a silly way to score a much-needed discount – I’ve done it in the past and it can occasionally work!

I love a good bargain and I’ve been known to carry a coupon or two in the back pocket of my skinny jeans – so this is right up my alley.

Let’s say you're browsing online, (probably during work hours) eyeing that shiny new air fryer or that stunning new pair of Crocs. Instead of impulsively hitting that "buy now" button, why not add it to your cart and then just... leave it?!

Yep, yoooou heard right. Park it and walk away. Bury those impulse purchases for the possibility of deep discounts and bragging rights.

Here’s the deal - these greedy retailers could potentially have your email and previous purchasing records on hand, and they're keeping tabs on those abandoned orders. If you’re already in their system and they know you’ve purchased from them in the past, they'll notice that you were “this close” pulling the trigger. If you play your cards right and exercise a little patience, they might just slide into your inbox with a tempting discount code.

Hey shopper. You up?

It could be something as enticing as a free shipping code or an eye-catching percentage off coupon. Heck, if they’re desperate to clear out their inventory, they might even throw in a foot massage and free turndown service.

Who knows? The possibilities are endless!

Try it out. The next time you're contemplating a purchase, remember this little secret and let the retailers come to YOU with their best offers. Patience pays, and it's always fun to see what tempting surprises land in your inbox.

Happy shopping, my deal-snatching compatriot! May the discounts be ever in your favor.

PowerPoint Presents

Alright, listen up, my merry little crew of kiddos! Are you looking to UP your present game this holiday season?

Forget about those ancient pieces of paper you've been scribbling your Christmas lists on. Those are SO 1990.

We're about to take it to a whole new level of present awesomeness this year.

Brace yourselves for the magical world of Christmas list POWERPOINT presentations. You’re about to blow your parents' minds with the coolest slideshows this side of the North Pole.

Picture this: you strut into the living room, your parents giddy with anticipation. The lights dim, the screen flickers to life, and voila! Behold your greedy holiday masterpiece. Your spectacular gifts are all showcased in the most organized, and visually stunning way possible. Move over, Picasso, there's a new artist in town, and they rock at creating cunning Christmas presentations.

Hold onto your reindeer butts, because we're about to add an additional sprinkle of pure genius to this already fantastic idea. Don’t just stop with the fancy slides - oh no, we're taking this to a whole new level. You’re going to also include links to everything you want! Make it as easy as one-click purchasing for your parents to fulfill all of your wildest Christmas dreams. Cue the mind-blown emoji! BOOM!

I know what you're thinking, kids. This isn't exactly a revolutionary idea. Some tech nerd went viral last year with their PowerPoint wish list and raked in more loot than a pirate at a treasure convention. But guess what? This brilliant plan is gaining even more popularity this year.

Why, you ask?

Because more and more people have smart TVs that can connect to phones and computers. This means you can cast your presentation onto a majestic 85-inch screen, making your Ninja Turtle and Barbie aspirations larger than life and in full HD.

Your parents are about to be gobsmacked by your cutting-edge tech-savviness. We know they can barely figure out how to work the toaster, let alone create a PowerPoint presentation. When they see your genius at work, they'll be so impressed with you that they won't be able to resist showering you with piles of gifts on Christmas morning.

Ka-ching! You've just hit the jolly jackpot, my little gift-hungry comrades.

Now GO! Don’t wait any longer - get your presentations started today and HO HO HOld on tight! The clock is ticking, and you've got what it takes to deliver stellar presentations that will punch your parents right in the nutcracker! Good luck.

Photo Credit: Jeremy P

3 Step Peanut Butter & Banana Cookies

There was an article that was recently posted talking about all the new skills and hobbies that people are giving a try during our quarantine orders. Things, like learning yoga and mastering a second language, made the list. Learning a musical instrument, and expanding your online college education were also big contenders. It turns out though, the number one thing on our minds right now - is EATING. At the very top of the list was cooking and baking! With restaurants closed and take-out still feeling a little too risky, people are cracking open those pantries and combining ingredients to make something delicious of their own.

If you’re new to the baking scene, here is a simple recipe for a little feel-good treat that you can create for your family. After posting a picture of these cookies on my Facebook page - there was an outcry for the instructions to create these bite-size stress busters. Here ya go friends - have some fun with your kiddos - and enjoy!

Ingredients:

Cooking spray

1 egg

1 cup peanut butter

½ cup plain instant oats

1 medium banana

¼ cup white sugar

¼ cup semisweet chocolate chips

1 tablespoon vanilla extract

Step 1

Preheat your oven to 375 degrees and hose down a baking sheet with some cooking spray

Step 2

Beat one egg in a bowl and add peanut butter, oats, sugar, chocolate chips, banana, and vanilla extract. Make 1-inch balls of dough and place them on that greasy baking sheet - then slightly press those balls down using a spoon.

Step 3

Toss that baking sheet into the oven for 9 to 12 minutes. The cookies will look slightly raw - don't be fooled. They're done. Let them cool down for 10 minutes before pigging out.

The original recipe can be found at allrecipes.com

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Children's Hospital Benefit With Jeremy!

Join me, won’t you?

It’s a special event that I participate in every year at Children’s Hospital Colorado - my favorite time of year to give back to some very strong kids.

The 10th Annual Bad Does Good Car Show will be happening on Saturday, June 29th at Children’s Hospital Colorado - at their main Aurora campus - 13123 East 16th Ave, Aurora, Colorado 80045.

Here’s the deal:

Children’s Hospital treats over 500,000+ kids a year! As these kids come in and out for various treatments, they are able to visit the toy closets at the hospital and pick out a new toy to help ease fears and pain. As you can imagine - they go through A LOT of toys and this event helps restock those closets, and helps spread some much-needed smiles while these kids fight through some tough health battles!

So let’s load up those Hot-Rods, Jeeps, sports cars, trucks, and bikes with NEW toys for these kids! It’s a fun car show attached to a great cause. Deets below.

Deets:

Please arrive at the hospital / Lot 10 NO EARLIER than 8:00am

If you wish to park club cars together, plan to arrive together!

Parking/photos begin at 8am

Registration starts at 8am

Registration cut off is 10am

Kids judging is from 10-11am

Awards & drawings 11:45am-12:30pm

ENTRY FEE - NEW TOYS FOR THE KIDS!! MUST BE NEW!

Thank you for taking some time out of your weekend - see you there!

Link for more info >> 10th Annual Bad Does Good, Toy Drive & Car Show 2019

The Most Disgusting Sandwich

“Shut your blaspheming mouth!”

“You’re disgusting!”

“I can’t stand you and your opinions!”

“You’re an idiot!”

“The only time I use peanut butter is to trap mice, and that's it... “

These are just some of the charming opinions that were posted on my Facebook after I proclaimed on the radio show that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is the most disgusting sandwich on the planet.

Wow, people - you’re so kind, and what’s up with the one about mice?

Anyway…. I’m sorry it’s just how I feel. It’s a texture thing for me I guess. The thickness of the peanut butter mixed with the stale cold jelly/jam/preserves that you dig out from the back of your refrigerator - it all just becomes a mishmash of flavors that don’t belong in my belly. It’s a lazy meal and I have no use for it. The flavor sucks and the bread just falls apart. It’s trashy and that’s where it belongs. In the trash.

This particular abomination of a sandwich is reserved for starving college kids who can’t afford a decent meal and for children 10 and under - who just don’t know any better.

That’s it. It’s a child’s sandwich. Just thinking about this crappy concoction takes me back to elementary school lunches. Sitting down in the school cafeteria expecting a delicious slice of leftover pizza from Mom, but to my disappointment, I cracked open my He-Man lunch box to find a nasty soggy greasy blob of bread with some sort of discolored ooze sticking to the inside of a Ziploc bag. After a couple of bites of that monstrosity - the appeal will forever be stained. Toss that junk into the trash and hit recess, it’s time for tetherball!

Maybe that’s why I hate it so much.

I did read a stat the other day that talked about how the average American will eat over 2000 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches by the time they graduate from high school. NO wonder by the time I became an adult I was sick of pounding these barf meals down my jelly hole - my pallet has become much more sophisticated now, and I’m turning my nose up to this American classic.

Another factor in my hatred of this deplorable sandwich probably comes from some of my OCD tendencies. I like everything neat and tidy - in its place - lined up and looking good. The PBJ is a visual disaster, there is no way of making it look presentable. It’s a smeary, sloppy, ooey gooey mess that makes me wince every time I see one. I need nicely presented meats and cheeses on a fresh hoagie spaced evenly apart to satisfy my sandwich snobbery.

I understand this is an unpopular opinion to have toward such an iconic dish - but it needs to be said. This is a stereotypical case of “looks like there’s more for you” - because I’m not backing down. The PB&J is a total puke fest, with or without crusts.

Thank you.